So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
foreskin is a definite game changer
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
Randomize
