belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
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Yeah...right...LMAO
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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