sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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