All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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