Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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