Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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