Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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