so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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