We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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