All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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