Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
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