I just saw a hot homeless man
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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