Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
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