So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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