Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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