apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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