i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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