My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Randomize
