Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
