But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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