My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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