I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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