I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
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