So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
we're making bets on your personal life
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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