it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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