Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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