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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Bring me that man meat
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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