it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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