I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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