You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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