Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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