I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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