you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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