I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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