is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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