If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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