Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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