Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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