I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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