this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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