I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
