thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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