im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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