he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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