you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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