I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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