you traded sex for a burrito?
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
