we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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