When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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