Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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